Chick Magnet / Tourniquet / Drinking Buddy / Shop Rag / Makeshift Boxing Glove
After lots of testing (partying hard and doing regrettable deeds) we have decided on this ultra comfortable, light, tri-blend t-shirt. Not only does it look good, it is very soft and easily the most comfortable t-shirt you will ever put on. Made from a light 3.7oz fine knit jersey, this shirt will keep you cool in the summer and not have you sweating like like a fat kid in a sauna. The material is also heat set to minimize shrinkage. To say this is the best shirt you will have in your rotation is the understatement of the year. Unlike your last girlfriend, this shirt will stick around for the long haul and not break your heart for neglecting it and staying out late drinking with the boys. But, I digress... Enjoy the shirt.
WARNING: If your ol' lady gets a hold of this shirt, she WILL keep it and sleep in it. Might be a good idea to order a spare. Just sayin'.